Why Dickie Can't Teach 2000
7.5 166 Sally is stunned to find Rutherford's 10 most powerful men don't include her beau, Officer Don. With Tommy about to matriculate, Sally focuses her alien super powers on getting Don to be the man she can be the great woman behind. Dick can't bear for Tommy to go away for university, so he pushes to lure him to the local clown college, where Dick teaches. Commander Dick can't admit his empty nest anxiety, so he stresses the diploma mill's advantages, like his fabulous teaching.
Runtime: 22
Starts: John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Director: Terry Hughes